Mr Ural died :D

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Tällaista muunmuassa löytyi MSN:stä
http://groups.msn.com/UralDneprRiders/index.msnw
Tämä sama taitaa olla olemassa harrikkaversionakin. Ihan mukavasti tosin löytyy "oikeaakin" juttua ja kuvia itäpyöristä

Mr. Ural, of the Ural Motorcycle Co., died and went to
Heaven for judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr. Ural,
"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
you want in Heaven."
Mr. Ural thought about it for a minute and then
said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him.
St. Peter took Mr. Ural to the Throne Room and
introduced him to God.
Mr.Ural then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God said, "Ah, yes".
"Well," said Mr. Ural, "Professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your Invention;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- The monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous,
and I don't even want to start talking about the
maintenance costs".
"Mmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "but, hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and
waited for the results. After a moment God said,
"Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be
flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding
my invention than yours."